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Evil Villain Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	57	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2687
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	122	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Void Gems Collected:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Emeralds Found:	411	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

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Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	7947	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3