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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1706 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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