Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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