Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Enchantments Applied: 79
Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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