so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Love Letters Sent: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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