CraftyCrimeGoneWrong | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Potions Brewed:	55
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Crops Grown:	8192
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	51
Magical Moments Shared:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	185
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6309	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5