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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Farms Harvested:	846	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ores Mined:	9857	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Farms Harvested:	697
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Items Found:	2387	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Farms Harvested:	602
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Runes Activated:	7