CraftyCrimeaOil | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

Birthday Party, cheating accusation, custody, Divorce, ex’s name, ExCardNoExGFBdayParty, Involved, lack of effort, lying.., outside opinion, phone argument, plan ahead, present mom, refusing to sign, work trip

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Farms Harvested:	485
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	680	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Star Shards Collected:	59	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DigStraightDown

advice misconceptions, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice that backfires, advice that disappoints, advice that doesn’t deliver, advice that doesn’t work, advice that fails, advice that falls flat, advice that falls short, advice that flops, advice that misses the mark, advice that underwhelms, advice to avoid, bad advice, common advice, DigStraightDown, ineffective advice, misguided advice, popular advice, unhelpful advice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Potions Brewed:	108	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	74
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Emeralds Found:	7699
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Animals Bred:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9872	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ores Mined:	2397	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3270	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	537711	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4