CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

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Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Runes Activated:	8

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1025
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	9246	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8944	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Farms Harvested:	357
Votes:	1351	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	281	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Divine Spears Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	553	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	13

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1180
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4840	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun