CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5172
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Emeralds Found:	8597	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	7316	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	4814
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Villages Defended:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org