CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1303
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	9061
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4879	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	3991
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Items Found:	4289	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crops Grown:	6507	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Towns Built:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5958	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8862	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	3950	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Emeralds Found:	906
Divine Spears Created:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mines Excavated:	1575
Buildings Constructed:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com