CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1406	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	1931
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6351	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Spears Created:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	490900	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	199

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6348
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2021
Farms Harvested:	756	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600