CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Towns Built:	5
Votes:	5485	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

literalvanilla.gravelhost.com:50001

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

104.128.55.16:25578

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Towns Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	5887	Enchantments Applied:	117

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

104.234.220.50:25728

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Animals Bred:	69
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

emerald-free.falixserver.net:56033

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	4370
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	93
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4414
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Star Shards Collected:	134	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	936	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Animals Bred:	146	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz