CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Items Found:	1080

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	48
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Play.MarsMC.Net

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	135
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

mc.2gcrafters.net

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

us.mendocraft.com

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	5697	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

mc.mineplay.com

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

dbnation.us

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

mc.orangecraft.net

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Crops Grown:	3996
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

timelesspvp.net

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

playnexia.net:26510

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

mc.popcraft.org

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	3765	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

mc.penguin-craft.net

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

gc2.pl

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

mc.arkhamnetwork.org

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Runes Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

mctopia.us

Nomercymc

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

mc.nomercymc.com

Skyroad

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Animals Bred:	198	Villages Defended:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Chimeras Created:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

join.skyroad.me