CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	917	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Crops Grown:	7349	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

RushTea MineCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchantments Applied:	128

Rushtea Minecraft (RTMC) is a survival server. We use only a few plugins so you can play the game as it was made to be played! The server is maintained and monitored by an international team of admins and moderators, so you can play without having to worry about thieves and griefers.

Server information RTMC runs CraftBukkit, along with administrative plugins to prevent, roll back and punish griefing. The Lift plugin allows you to create elevators without elaborate redstone circuitry. Since this is a survival server, you need to gather all the materials you need to build awesome things.

Website The server has a website and forum at rushteamc.com where the community gathers to have a good time and find information on the game. We have a dynamic map that shows a live top down view of what’s going on ingame. A VIP shop allows donators to buy items, warps, names and titles.

Grief protection We use several plugins to swiftly deal with griefers. Changes made to the world are logged in a database, so damage done can easily be repaired. The very active and helpful moderator team ensures you will have a good time.

Permissions and build rights New users are required to register through our website before they can start mining and building. We use an automated script so you can start having fun in under a minute!

rushteamc.com

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3163	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

mc.plyblox.com

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

karlssonsmp.org

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Items Found:	4336	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

lifeyoinksmp.net

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

rebelmc.net

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magic Items Found:	8657
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

172.240.173.72:9999

Acidic

PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

135.148.137.75:25720

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

HeathyBox.Minehut.GG

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	New Chunks Explored:	651984
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

LifeLantern.falixsrv.me:38697

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

play.coralhaven.net

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Chimeras Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

redefaint.com.br

Frostic MC

Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	108
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Frostic.mcserver.us

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Towns Built:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

gotsmp.feathermc.gg

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

play.opal-mc.com

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	412009
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

104.238.220.120:25585