CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	820	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7720	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3684
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	61
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	1348
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Votes:	2053	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3875
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	262

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com