CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9215	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Star Shards Collected:	105	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Items Found:	8546
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Buildings Constructed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
New Chunks Explored:	698151	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7975
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Votes:	152	Reality Warps Survived:	0

sweetpeamc.com