CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

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DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9933
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	8389
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Farms Harvested:	163
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	740	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Animals Bred:	64
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	9549	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Emeralds Found:	386	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Votes:	7953	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244
Magic Items Found:	8911	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4991
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com