CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crops Grown:	2524
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Potions Brewed:	112	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	3244
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	3717
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3978	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mines Excavated:	3693
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Meteorites Collected:	1

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Animals Bred:	86

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mines Excavated:	3642	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	18

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net