CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	4645	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8943
Crops Grown:	7668	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	3570	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Star Shards Collected:	263	Farms Harvested:	907
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	7090	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Votes:	4535	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Farms Harvested:	278
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2688
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	608
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ores Mined:	9953	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	4286	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593