CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	27

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1505
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	7694	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

ftb.craftersland.net

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

play.hypixmc.xyz

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2841
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

project-euphoria.ddns.net

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Animals Bred:	185
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

SteelRealm.com:25577

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	518911	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

trindadecraft.fun:25788

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8165	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1129	Chimeras Created:	1

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7514	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net