CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	557
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	925	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Crops Grown:	9964
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	71	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8353	Ores Mined:	4507

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Villages Defended:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	4899	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4054	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Meteorites Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	6

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	101	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573