CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3497	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	186
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

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Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3778
Divine Spears Created:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	792	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	712129	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchantments Applied:	216
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Votes:	335	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mines Excavated:	4841
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mines Excavated:	1422
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5766	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8317	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Void Gems Collected:	31
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com