CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchantments Applied:	80	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

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Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ores Mined:	7121
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	79
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Farms Harvested:	346	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Items Found:	4123
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	169

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	5381	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Items Found:	2876	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1812

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8782	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Farms Harvested:	113

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com