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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8458 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1417 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”
So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?