CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Potions Brewed:	114	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

AppleCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com

ToXIc MC

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Runes Activated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	119
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Emeralds Found:	7447	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	374	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8820
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	70829	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Ores Mined:	5586
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Animals Bred:	81	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	256243	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693

CraftVille

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

CraftVille is a survival community orientated server in which players make friends and have fun, building and playing games together.

We have some Mini-Games to keep players interested and competitive as well as an Economy, a Town system where players can form their own community and of course a flawless grief rollback and protection system so your builds are always safe with us.

CraftVille.is.si

GiBcraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Animals Bred:	61	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	658	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Casual, adult minecraft server. Economy and protected homes via residence. Entire west dedicated to PvP. Entire east is PvP free zone dedicated to PvE.

world.gibcraft.com

jdcraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	143	Farms Harvested:	401
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

New server thats pve with pvp arenas and mob arenas. 17 different effect arrows. Zombie survival map.GUNS AND EXPLOSIVES FOR ALL!!! Unique server drop in and check us out.

198.154.115.2

RegularChaos

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ores Mined:	5403	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	785127

We are a comparatively small server with a nice community and focus on freebuild and survival. There are no properties outside of the spawn city and anyone who finds a nice, uninhabited place is welcome to settle there. All buildings are welcome, there is no specified server style and no size restrictions.

The server itself is based on the vanilla feel with a few additional selected plugins. We try to keep the good old Minecraft feeling alive. There is no pay-to-win and no admin shops. Trade only exists as barter between players.

Our server base is a more mature server and we welcome every reasonable player who would like to enrich our small community by enjoying the game and with respect for other people’s gaming achievements.

RegularChaos.de