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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2866 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).
So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).