so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Zombie Dances: 9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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