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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7639 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Votes: | 1140 | Emeralds Found: | 8592 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Join our wacky Minecraft server where the laws of physics and common sense don’t apply. Build a house out of floating watermelons, ride a flying llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a pet slime that tells dad jokes, a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a portal to the Netherworld? Plus, we have unlimited virtual pizza and a hot tub made entirely out of diamonds. Need we say more?
Don’t waste another second playing on boring old servers with no imagination. Join us and prepare for a Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you in the game, adventurer!