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Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	98
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Epic Adventure 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, Adventure, BIZARRE, bonkers, crazy, eccentric, Epic, INSANE, Just insane, loony, Ludicrous, Mind Blowing, nuts, off the wall, offbeat, Outrageous, Ridiculous, UNBELIEVABLE, Wacky, whacky, Wild, zany

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like, totally off the charts crazy!

We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!

YEAH WE BLACK PEOPLE Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black people, civil rights, Community, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, heritage, History, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, Minority, people, Race, resilience, smp, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, yeah

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchantments Applied:	200	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of black people decided to create the most epic Minecraft server ever. And let me tell you, it was LIT! We’re talking diamond armor for days, nether fortresses conquered in record time, and creeper explosions that would make even the most seasoned player say “dang, that’s impressive.” So why should you join? Because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we slay Minecraft. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show the world what we black people can do in this blocky world!

OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PixelFateCraft

butterfly effect, consequential choices, Decision making, impactful choices, impactful decisions, life altering decisions, life changing, life-altering, life-changing choices, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, pivotal decision, pivotal moments, PixelFateCraft, significant choices, small choices big impact, small choices matter, small decision, transformative choices, transformative decisions, turning point

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Farms Harvested:	334	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player decided to build a tiny dirt hut as a joke, but it ended up becoming the most epic castle in all the land. Another player accidentally punched a chicken and it led to an all-out war between the players and the feathered foes. Who knows what crazy choices you’ll make on our server that will lead to unforgettable adventures and hilarious mishaps! So come join us and see where your decisions will take you in this wacky world of blocky madness!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Emeralds Found:	1647
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Towns Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	931
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	3440	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ores Mined:	4449	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Votes:	2715
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	1410
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

Players:	104/300	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0