New Minecraft Servers 2024

New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCraic – LOLZ Server

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CraftyCraic – LOLZ Server
Welcome to the Buggy Time in My Life Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on servers with only 2 viewers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why settle for less when you can be a VIP on our server?

Join us and shill your 499view oshi, because we understand that averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. But remember, the minimal requirement is being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play with the big leagues!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most a single member with greater than 1000 CCV, they are still allowed to be discussed on our server. We’re all about inclusivity here!

And if you’re looking for some spicy content, check out our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. We’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going! Plus, don’t forget to mark your calendars for our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – we’ve got celebrations lined up for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Buggy Time in My Life Edition Minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even run into some ducks along the way…quack quack!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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    QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

    Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

    And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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    Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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    Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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    LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83 Gods Slained: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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    Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!
    Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Emeralds Found: 6094 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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    Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

    Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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    StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

    Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

    Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blockhead Banter

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    Blockhead Banter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 8679
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mediocre Mineville

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    Mediocre Mineville
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

    So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

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    CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 169
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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    CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Farms Harvested: 867 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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    CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

    And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Mythical Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

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    Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block
    Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

    On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

    But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

    Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 26

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

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    Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ores Mined: 3294
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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