Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6853
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 106 Dragon Scales Harvested: 430
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun

    Blocky Adventures | First-Time Fun
    Yo yo yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we take you on a wild ride through the frontiers of your imagination! We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow!

    Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of positive emotional experiences with your first time mining that diamond ore! Our server is so lit, you’ll be addicted faster than you can say “creeper, aw man.”

    But beware, once you start playing on our server, you’ll be at risk of developing a substance use disorder…for Minecraft! You’ll be up all night building the most epic structures and battling mobs like a boss.

    So come on, join us on this wild journey through the frontiers of Minecraft and let’s see if you can resist the addictive charm of our server! Trust us, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget…or maybe you will, who knows, we’re just here to have fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    EchoLand: Where every creeper has a degree in scaring the pants off of players [smp]

    🌿Echo Land🌿

    Welcome to 🌿Echo Land🌿! ✨ Immerse yourself in an RPG server with an active community, full of adventures and rewards.

    Java Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Bedrock Edition IP: play.echoland.icu
    Port: 19132

    🌍 Compatible with all versions! 🎮

    ⚔️ Key Features ⚔️

    • Battle passes and unique challenges.
    • Dungeons with bosses and epic rewards.
    • Portals to other worlds and an immersive story.
    • Optimized XP and resource farms.
    • Legendary loot from bosses, gems, and gold.
    • Zero lag and protection for your builds.
    • Active players and an impressive lobby.

    📢 Join our Discord and be part of this adventure!

    https://discord.gg/dGSUWuTmhg

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Lia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse is a place where NO GIRLS are allowed. That’s right, it’s a man cave for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any female distractions.

    2. Our fearless leader, Lia, just debuted a new Tenshi outfit and you can get your hands on the merch NOW! Who wouldn’t want to rock the latest fashion while slaying creepers in Minecraft?

    3. Lia recently had a 3D concert with Mint, Pippa, Uruka, and Tenma. It was so epic that you can buy the replay on SPWN if you missed out. Imagine watching a virtual concert while building your dream castle in Minecraft. Pure bliss.

    4. Lia For Sale! Get your hands on a marketable Lia plushie, Lia shirts that will make you say WTF, charms, pins, and prints that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all your friends.

    5. Remember, on this server, you can only love Lia and never watch other girls. Lia will love you back, and isn’t that all you need in life? Plus, we have a Cytube channel and a Divegrass team for all your gaming needs.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember, Lia is love, Lia is life. 🤣🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6487 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

    Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Crops Grown: 8706 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition

    GF-Free Zone: AITA Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama, cheating exes, and DNA tests galore.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your ex’s new girlfriend pops up in the game and starts hurling insults at you until the DNA test results are in. Will you block her like you blocked his calls, or will you face her head-on in a virtual showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We offer exclusive in-game events where you can invite your ex to witness the birth of your blocky baby, only to have him come up with the most ridiculous excuses for not showing up. And don’t forget about the non-invasive DNA test mini-game, where you can prove once and for all who the real block parent is.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of setting guidelines for your ex’s involvement in your virtual child’s life. Will you let him see the baby without his new girlfriend, or will you stick to your guns and keep her away from your pixelated offspring? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 691024
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

    But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

    So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    New Chunks Explored: 868561 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword!

    Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, where players can explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and even discover hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot (and maybe a few surprise creepers).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual lava surfing competition, where the bravest players can ride molten hot lava flows for a chance to win epic prizes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MotherRussiaCraft

    MotherRussiaCraft
    come join our minecraft server where we have russian soldiers’ mothers, wives, and children protesting for demobilization in the game! watch as they build giant picket signs and march around spawn demanding justice for their loved ones! join in on the fun and help them overthrow the oppressive regime ruling over the server! who knew minecraft could be so politically charged and dramatic? join now for a revolution like no other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft

    Ultra Processed Foods Cardio Craft
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have more craziness than a chicken trying to fly! we got so much fun stuff like diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that dance to disco music!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! we have epic adventures waiting for u around every corner, from battling dragons to building giant statues of steve riding a pig!

    plus, our community is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons have put aside their differences to become best buds! so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7473 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 97 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    ExeosCraft: Where you can McMMO your way to rainbow riches in version 1.21! Join now for a purr-fectly fun time!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server

    Yakuza Movie Night Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Yakuza themselves! That’s right, you’ll be building and crafting alongside the most notorious crime syndicate in Japan. Need protection from griefers? The Yakuza have got your back. Want to participate in high-stakes diamond heists? The Yakuza can make it happen. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a retired Yakuza boss who now spends his days building pixel art and organizing underground PvP tournaments. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Animals Bred: 89
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP

    Girls made for shooting ropes to – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where the girls are skilled in shooting ropes? Look no further, because our ladies are pros at slinging those ropes like Spider-Man on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – they’re running the black market trade in enchanted diamonds.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of TNT? Or challenge a chicken to a dance-off for the title of server king? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared to dodge flying ropes and exploding llamas along the way!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockAddict Minecraft SMP

    BlockAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server is the “hardest to quit” addiction you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting against the cows, and the creepers have formed a boy band called “The Exploding Terrors”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear, guarded by a group of mischievous villagers who challenge you to a dance-off to gain access.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride of epic proportions that will have you saying goodbye to reality and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PixelPotion

    PixelPotion
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2519
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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