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BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8170	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	342001	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

disliking secretly, enjoyment, facade, fake enthusiasm, faking happiness, false enjoyment, forced smiles, hate, HatePretendingMinecraftSMP, hiding true emotions, hiding true feelings, keeping up appearances, masking true emotions, peer pressure, pretending, pretending to be happy, pretending to like, Pretending to love, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

Block Party: Where Pixels Come to Play

BLOCK, Deep quotes, impactful conversations, impactful quotes, influential phrases, influential words, Inspirational Sayings, inspirational sentences, life changing, life lessons, life-altering quotes, meaningful phrases, memorable lines, motivational quotes, motivational words, Party, personal growth, pixels, Play, powerful messages, profound impact, significant impact, thought-provoking sentences, transformative quotes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	196	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes, and ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns. Join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

SurvivorCraft Minecraft Server

battle, Bravery, Conflict, courage, Days, front lines, heroism, HORRIFYING, Military, Minecraft, perseverance, resilience, Server, Soldier, strength, Survival, Survives, SurvivorCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War, warzone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7132	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9011
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive longer than this ukrainian soldier on the front lines!! we got crazy battles, insane mobs, and secret treasure hidden all over the map. one time, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs!! no joke, it was lit. literally. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? join now and show everyone you’re tougher than a ukrainian soldier!

CraftyMuskMania

Campaign, Candidate, controversy, CraftyMuskMania, criticism, current events, debate, election, far right, German, Musk, opposition, Polish, Politics, presidential candidate, public statement, Rally, remarks, right wing, rival, Silence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies? It’s like, the most random thing ever, but also kinda hilarious.

Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.

And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.

Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.

Black Russia RP server Russian need Helpers server minecraft

ADMIN, Black, Cities, city, Helpers, Minecraft, Need, PvP, rp, russia, Russian, Server, Shops, weapons

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in

blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640

Mystic Quest Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, actions, Analysis, Behavior, Character, Conflict, Development, dialogue, dick, dislike, growth, motivation, mystic, pacing, Plot, Protagonist, Quest, Realms, reason, Redemption, resolution, Storyline, Theme, Writing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Runes Activated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! The only reason not to join is if you’re a total dick, like the protagonist in a bad movie. But who cares about that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with a bunch of awesome players? Trust me, this server is lit AF and you’ll regret it if you don’t join. So what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s have some fun!

FridgeGrief Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, fridge etiquette, FridgeGrief, household chores, messy fridge, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal fridge, personal space, refusing to clean the fridge, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate responsibilities, roommates, Server, shared fridge, slob roommate, sticky mess

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the importance of cleanliness, unlike John and his sticky fridge situation! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life roommates and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own fridge without worrying about spills.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.

Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCoupleRenoWars

Communication, compromise, CraftyCoupleRenoWars, Decision making, design preferences, financial contributions, financial responsibility, Girlfriend, home improvement, Home ownership, House Renovation, interior decorating, kitchen design, living arrangements, open plan living room, Partnership, personal space, property ownership, relationship dynamics, renovation decisions, shared living spaces

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have full control and make all the decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can renovate your virtual house however you want without any compromises!

Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!

On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?

RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of authenticity, lack of empathy, lack of gratitude, lack of humility, lack of integrity, laziness, lose respect, Manipulation, poor communication, RespectLostInMinecraftSMP, rudeness, Selfishness, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! Like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time, bro. We got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a potato holding a diamond sword. And the mobs, oh man, they’re like, super smart and will build their own little villages and stuff. It’s wild, bro.

But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

MineCraftLove

Affection, anniversary surprise, candlelit dinner, Caring, chocolates, Flowers, Heartfelt, love, love letter, Meaningful, memorable, MinecraftLove, relationship, romantic dinner, romantic gesture, romantic getaway, romantic picnic, Special, Surprise, SWEET, thoughtful

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchantments Applied:	127
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a romantic date night in Minecraft form! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a player swoops in on a flying pig, serenading you with a love ballad while showering you with gifts. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more romantic than a candlelit dinner in the Nether, join us now!

CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server

armed rebellion, civil war, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrianGov, Democracy, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new leader, opposition forces, peace negotiations, political stability, political transition, power sharing, rebel leader, regime change, Server, Syria, Syrian conflict, transitional government, war-torn country

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SpaceWarfareCraft

arms race, Cold War tensions, defense policy, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military strategy, missile defence shield, missile defense system, missile technology, national defense, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, space militarization, Space warfare, SpaceWarfareCraft, trump, US

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got creeper battles that make world war III look like a tea party. our players are like, the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on evil mobs and building epic bases that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.

plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Kick and Kill: EBC-46 HIV Cure

antiretroviral therapy, cure, dormant virus cells, EBC-46, EBC46, FDA-approved drug, HIV, HIV cure, HIV eradication, HIV immunotherapy, HIV medication, HIV research, HIV therapy, HIV treatment, HIV treatment options, HIV virus, immune system, immunotherapy, kick, kick and kill, kill, medical breakthrough, virus elimination, virus reactivation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA SECRET FDA-APPROVED DRUG CALLED EBC-46 DAT CAN KICK AND KILL ALL DA VIRUSES IN DA GAME! U CAN REACTIVATE DEM DORMANT VIRUS CELLS AND TARGET DEM WITH IMMUNOTHERAPY! BE DA HERO OF DA SERVER AND SAVE EVERYONE FROM DA VIRUS APOCALYPSE! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND LET’S KICK SOME VIRUS BUTT TOGETHER! #VIRUSFREE #DIAMONDSANDUNICORNS

Frosty Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROMANCE, frosty, frot friday, frotting, get in here bois, male affection, male bonding, male camaraderie, male closeness, male companionship, male connection, male empowerment, male friendship, male intimacy, male love, male solidarity, male support, male togetherness, male unity, platonic relationships, Realm

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we have the craziest frot Friday events you’ve ever seen! Imagine building a giant frot tower with your buddies, it’s gonna be epic! Plus, there are secret frot caves to explore and frot treasure to find. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this frot-tastic experience! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some frot-filled fun!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Votes:	9816
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3841	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3