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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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