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Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	297	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hezboomb: PrecisionCraft – Blowin’ Up Blocks!

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join our epic minecraft server and blow stuff up like a pro! we have the most insane explosions that will make you feel like a terrorist mastermind. our intel on targets is so precise, you’ll be blowing up blocks with surgical precision. become the ultimate hezbollah warrior in the world of minecraft and show off your detonation skills. join now and start causing chaos in the most explosive way possible!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyKicks: Just Do It

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join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tau Tangle Terminator Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we DESTROY tau tangles like a boss! forget about boring old therapy, we selectively remove aggregated tau proteins and improve your gaming skills like never before. our players have seen their neurodegeneration symptoms slow down and their motor function improve drastically. it’s like a miracle cure for your minecraft skills! join now and level up like never before!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

arcadius earth

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If you’re a Minecraft fan looking for a fresh and exciting twist, playing on a Minecraft Earth server where you can create your own country and engage in PvP with factions.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying llamas that shoot fireballs out of their butts! Join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and conquer the land with your army of explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PreggoSILCryinWhyNameChange

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this crazy family dynamic, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want a server where you can change your name 25 times and still have people questioning your choices. We promise not to judge your in-game name, no matter how “old-fashioned” or “vintage” it may be.

And if you’re looking for a server where hormones run wild and tempers flare, you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this family feud over a name.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, tears, and maybe even a few laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself changing your Minecraft name multiple times too!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MisconceptionHaterMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have tea parties with creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh tacos!

So say goodbye to boring misconceptions about Minecraft servers and join us for a wild ride of insanity and shenanigans! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be fun)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TearCraft: Cry and Build!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will make you cry tears of joy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So come on, join our server and prepare to laugh until you cry (happy tears, of course)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6243	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Trash Bottle Energy

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can turn trash into treasure like dat coca-cola bottle! we got magic potions, we got luxury items, we even got tooth-rotting garbage if u into dat kinda thing! come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await u! who knows, maybe u’ll find a diamond sword in a pile of junk or ride a flying pig into battle! anything is possible on dis server, so come on and join da madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3406	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2