CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CropTopCraft Minecraft Server

body acceptance, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Conflict, crop top, CropTopCraft, eating disorder, friendship, graphic tee, Insecurity, Minecraft, party planning, personal choice, Recovery, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, Server, skinny, weight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is what pixelated crop top to wear! Join us for a party like no other, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion.

Our server is the perfect place for those recovering from eating disorders, where you can express yourself through your character’s outfit choices. But beware, one wrong move and you might upset your pixelated pals!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can wear whatever you want, whether it’s a crop top or a full tee. Just be prepared for some virtual drama along the way. So come on, join us and let your pixelated fashion sense shine!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WeddingDramaCraft

Bachelorette, Bridesmaid, Budget, Costs, dresses, dropping out, expensive, flying in, friend group, groomsmen, hair, last minute, long distance, makeup, out of state, rehearsal dinner, rental car, significant others, Venue, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the drama is more intense than a PvP battle!

Join us and experience the thrill of last-minute wedding planning gone wrong! Imagine flying in for a wedding that’s been thrown together like a dirt house in survival mode. Forget about shelling out diamonds, because on this server, you’ll be shelling out over $2000 just to attend!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a bachelorette party that costs more than a full set of enchanted diamond armor. And don’t forget about the groomsmen suits – because on our server, the groom gets his suit for free… as long as you pay for yours!

So, if you’re looking for a server where the bride and groom are more clueless than a villager, join us now! Who needs a thank you when you can have the ultimate Minecraft wedding disaster experience?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UnforgivableBros Minecraft SMP

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, broken trust, Communication, compassion, Disappointment, Empathy, forgiveness, grudge, healing, hurt, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, reconciliation, Resentment, second chances, smp, Trust, Understanding, UnforgivableBros

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where forgiveness is a thing of the past! We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the supreme ruler of the server. Needless to say, they were promptly banished to the Nether realm. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and forgiveness is just a myth, come join us for some chaotic fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	6703	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GhostlyBanquet

10. Fantasy dinner guests, 11. Notable figures from history, 12. Longing for dinner with the past, 13. Dinner with famous ancestors, 14. Remembering the departed, 15. Dinner with legendary figures, 16. Historical dinner companions, 17. Longing for dinner with the past, 18. Dinner with famous ancestors, 19. Remembering the departed, 2. Famous deceased individuals, 20. Dinner with legendary figures., 3. Dream dinner guests, 4. Historical dinner companions, 5. Celebrities from the past, 6. Ideal dinner party guests, 7. Deceased icons, 8. Historical dinner conversation, 9. Dinner with the deceased, Dinner with historical figures, GhostlyBanquet

If you could have dinner with any three people who are no longer alive, who would it be? How about joining our wacky Minecraft server where you can dine with historical figures like Cleopatra, Julius Caesar, and Albert Einstein? Watch as Cleopatra tries to build a pyramid out of blocks, Julius Caesar challenges everyone to a game of PvP, and Einstein invents a redstone contraption that defies all logic. Don’t miss out on the chance to have the most epic dinner party in Minecraft history! Join now for a wild ride through time and space!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anime, brave, childhood friend, Compassionate, Conan, crime solving, detective, determined, endearing character, Epic, inseparable duo, Intelligent, Japanese culture, kind-hearted, loyal friend, Manga, Minecraft, popular character, Ran, RANS, relatable, Server, shinichi, strong-willed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	4547

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.