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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Alien Abductions: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Secret Passages Found: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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