Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3407 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.
And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
