CraftyCommiesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1882	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9212	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	105
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	4447
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Void Gems Collected:	36

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9640
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	2435
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	177
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1222	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	7023	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	7111	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	138	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9