CraftyCommieCritiques

Analysis, BIAS, Comical, Conspiracy, CONTENT, controversy, CraftyCommieCritiques, criticism, doom porn, International, Journalism, lean, Levels, Media, Operation, opinion, perspective, Political, portugal, Russian government, satire

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Animals Bred:	166

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Creamy Craft Minecraft Server

anti-aging cream, beauty essentials, Beauty Products, beauty routine, body cream, Craft, cream, creamy, face cream, glowing skin, hydrating cream, indulgence, luxury, Minecraft, Moisturizer, pampering, self-care, Server, skincare, skincare addiction, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the cream, baby! Why settle for milk when you can have the cream of the crop?

Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Build your own cream-themed castle and defend it against hordes of evil cows trying to steal your precious cream. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cream of Endless Fortune, rumored to grant wishes to those who possess it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive cream-based mini-games like Creamy Parkour and Creamy Capture the Flag. And don’t even get us started on our cream-themed skins and accessories – you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a creamy good time like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, once you go cream, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2195
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness

amusement, belly laugh, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, haha, hilarious, humor, hysterical, inem, JOKE, jovial, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, Madnessp, Minecraft, mirthful, pembreathes, rofl, side-splitting, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ores Mined:	5607
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PickMeCraft

Behavior, calling out, changing behavior, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, criticism, dress, Event, friend group, friendship, hanging out, judgment, Labels, makeup, mutual friends, pick me friend, PickmeCraft, School, sense of humor, short hair

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through friendships gone sour just like Avery and her friend! Join us for a chance to confront your virtual pals about their questionable behavior and see if you’re the AITA in the situation. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual showdown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1821	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HackyLifeMinecraftSMP

bad advice, bad recommendations, bad tips, common lifehacks, debunked hacks, debunked shortcuts, debunked strategies, debunked tips, false hacks, flawed strategies, HackyLifeMinecraftSMP, incorrect shortcuts, ineffective lifehacks, ineffective suggestions, ineffective tips, misguided advice, misguided lifehacks, misguided shortcuts, misguided suggestions, Popular misconceptions, popular myths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outlandish shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they bring a llama dressed in a tuxedo. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all! We also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just be careful not to fall into the lava, or you might end up as crispy as a chicken nugget.

And let’s not forget about our legendary prank wars that happen every full moon. From turning someone’s house into a giant pink sheep to filling their inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HarrisCraft: The VP vs. Former Prez

Accountability, administration, Challenges, comparison, criticism, double standards, Expectations, former president, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, interviews, leadership, Media, Performance, Politics, Press, prez, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, trump, vice president

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Want to build a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We fully support that decision!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane events you’ve ever seen. From llama races to creeper karaoke nights, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his loot somewhere in the server and left a series of ridiculous clues to find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Towns Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyNations, crisis response, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, EU, European solidarity, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, Humanitarian Aid, international community, international relations, Minecraft, Nations, Peacebuilding, Political Support, Recovery, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, united front

lol u know wat else has over 30 nations? THIS MINECRAFT SERVER! we got players from all over the world coming together to support each other and have a blast in the game. EU even adopted a declaration saying this server is the bomb dot com. join us and be a part of this epic international community. who knows, maybe u’ll even meet a Ukrainian player who will show u their secret diamond stash hidden in a virtual cave. ain’t no politics here, just pure fun and friendship. come join us now and be a part of something bigger than urself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyUkraineDefense

$8 billion, AID PACKAGE, Announces, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineDefense, Defense, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military support, nearly, package, SECURITY, support for Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine military aid, US, us military aid, US-Ukraine relations

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, u will be like WOAH? well then u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the US announcing an $8 billion military aid package for Ukraine – totally unexpected and totally epic!

imagine u logging on and being greeted by a giant statue of a creeper holding a diamond sword, that’s how u know u in for a wild ride. we got custom plugins that let u fly on a pig while shooting fireballs from ur hands, it’s like being a superhero in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city where u can battle zombies and skeletons in a never-ending maze of doom. and if u make it out alive, u get a prize of unlimited diamonds and emeralds!

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Power Wash Mania

emotional well being, Gaming, gaming therapy, Happiness, Mania, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, mood enhancement, mood improvement, Oxford University study, Positive Psychology, power, power wash, powerwash simulator, Relaxation, self-care, simulation game, stress relief, video games, virtual reality, Wash

come join dis minecraft server, where you can virtually power wash your way to a better mood like an oxford university study showed! we got power wash simulator (PWS) and it will make you happier than a pig in mud! more than 70% of our players saw a small improvement in their moods, so why not give it a try? plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server giving out diamonds to lucky players, so come join the fun and let’s power wash our way to happiness together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FunnyTime server Minecraft

#funnytime, Anarchic, Auto-mine, base, Break, Cases, Cozy, daily chest, donation, Donations, Economy, gift, Grief, Minecraft, Modes, privates, REWARD, Rtp, Server, Shop, Site, Starter Kit, Vanilla

Welcome to the cozy FunnyTime server!

Here you can play calmly, grief the base, break the economy.

We have two modes: Anarchic (Server with donations, privates, donation-things) and Vanilla (Without privates, donations, RTP).

You can also get a free daily chest by entering the /reward command in Anarchy mode.

And if you go to our site https://shop.funnytime.fun/ then in the lower right corner there is a gift button, if you click on it then you can enter your nickname on the server and get 1 free donation chest!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	420765

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mature Craft: Where we all pretend to be responsible adults while playing Minecraft… badly.

Adults, badly, Community, Craft, Custom Items, Discord, Mature, Minecraft, Mods, No crates, no drama, No hacking, No keys, no paid ranks, old school, Playing, PRETEND, Quests, resource pack, Responsible, Safe, safe space, Server, smp, Survival, vanilla client

MurkLand <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/chill-strongbow/">Minecraft Server</a>

Minecraft Server: MurkLand

We are looking for new longtime community members! No drama, no cheating just mature casual gamers. Looking to make new friends as well as host a fun safe space for others.

Key Features:

No crates, no keys, no paid ranks
Old school MCMMO
RPG style world with quests based on RuneScape and Skyrim
Easy to connect with Vanilla client, no need for mod packs
Super chill community of players in their 20-30s

Server Details:

IP Address	103.152.196.59
Discord	https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server using the IP Address provided above.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players and get updates on server events.

Q: Are there any paid features on the server?

A: No, we do not have any crates, keys, or paid ranks. Everyone is on an equal playing field.

Q: What sets MurkLand apart from other servers?

A: Our focus on creating a mature, drama-free community and providing a unique RPG experience with quests based on popular games.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EuroCraft – Warsaw Minecraft Server

Architecture, cityscape, cultural hub, eastern europe, Entertainment, EuroCraft, European capital, historic landmarks, local cuisine, long tail tags, Minecraft, museums, New York of Europe, parks, Poland, Polish city, Server, shopping, SightSeeing, tourist attractions, travel destination, urban-exploration, vibrant nightlife, Warsaw

Welcome to the Minecraft server that will transport you to the New York of Europe – Warsaw, Poland! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?

2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.

3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.

4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.

So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The CoolCrafters Minecraft SMP Season 2023/24

ASPAS, Baena, Ballon D’or, bellingham, champions league, CoolCrafters, Copa América, Dovbyk, james rodriguez, kane, L. Martinez, la liga, mbappe, messi, Minecraft, real madrid, Sabitzer, Season, season 2023/24, smp, top assisters, top big chances creator, top goalscorers, Vinicius Jr

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and become the top goalscorer like Kane and Mbappé in the Champions League, or assist your way to victory like Bellingham and Sabitzer. Who needs diamonds when you can create big chances like Mbappé himself?

In La Liga, you can dominate the leaderboard just like Dovbyk and Baena, or channel your inner Aspas and create big chances left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Take your skills to the Copa America and become the top goalscorer like L. Martinez, or assist your way to glory like James Rodriguez. With chances created like Messi, you’ll be unstoppable!

And if that’s not enough, join Real Madrid and dominate the leaderboard like Bellingham, who not only scores goals but also assists and creates big chances like a true MVP.

And the cherry on top? Win the Ballon d’Or like Vinicius Jr. and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ores Mined:	3146
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RingRecovery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Caring, Comforting, Communication, engagement ring, heartbroken, Lost, Minecraft, moving forward, not comforting, overreacting, prioritize, Quiet, Reassurance, RingRecovery, sad, sentimental value, Server, Understanding, Upset, Wife, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the value of sentimental items like engagement rings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, where you can find your lost ring and reclaim it in the virtual world.

Imagine the thrill of searching through pixelated caves and battling mobs to retrieve your precious ring. Who needs therapy when you can conquer your emotions through epic Minecraft quests?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shed a tear or two over your lost ring in our virtual world. In fact, we encourage it! Let your emotions flow as you navigate through our server and bond with fellow players over your shared love for shiny objects.

So come on, join us and let’s turn your heartbreak into a hilarious Minecraft saga. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring that’s worth a million virtual dollars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineCraftyHeirSplitter

college tuition, do the right thing, Fairness, family, family dynamics, family inheritance, family ties, financial responsibility, grandmother, half-sibling, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance rights, MineCraftyHeirSplitter, MONEY, Money Matters, moral dilemma, PRESSURE, relationship, selfish

Are you tired of dealing with greedy family members trying to guilt-trip you out of your hard-earned inheritance? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire with no pesky half-siblings trying to mooch off your success.

On our server, you can mine for diamonds without worrying about entitled family members demanding a cut. Build your dream castle without the stress of family drama following you around. And if anyone tries to guilt you into sharing your loot, just block them like you would a creeper!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide between building a roller coaster or a giant statue of a llama. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members trying to weasel their way into your inheritance.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CompliSMP-Insults!

backhanded compliment, clever insult, clever insult phrase, CompliSMPInsults, cutting remark, disguised compliment, double entendre, favorite insult, insincere praise, insult humor, passive aggressive, sarcasm, shade throwing, sly dig, snarky remark, sneaky insult, snide comment, subtle jab, underhanded compliment, veiled insult, witty put-down

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Need a break from all the chaos? Just sit back and enjoy some popcorn as you watch our resident drama llama stir up trouble in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop it like it’s hot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember, don’t feed the Endermen after midnight!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.