CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1688
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6275	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7431
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Farms Harvested:	842	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	627618
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3314
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragons Tamed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7641
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PetPals Minecraft Server

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🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchantments Applied:	245	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8908	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	5054
Chimeras Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3