CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Villages Defended:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

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Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Farms Harvested:	780
Dragons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Potions Brewed:	69	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

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Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Towns Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	312630
Mines Excavated:	3022	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4