Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a conspiracy theory? Look no further, because our server is run by a mysterious figure who operates out of Portugal for reasons unknown. Some say he’s hiding from the Illuminati, others say he’s actually a time-traveling wizard. Join our server and unravel the truth behind this enigmatic admin while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the ultimate secret of Minecraft itself! So come on, join us for a journey into the depths of madness and mayhem.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2568
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 187 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Zombie Dances: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchantments Applied: 198
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ores Mined: 3218

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 85115 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 New Chunks Explored: 781952
    Ores Mined: 9446 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Towns Built: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Crops Grown: 7780 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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