CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2483

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Farms Harvested:	483
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PutinCraft2020

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join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PetPals Minecraft Server

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🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MomKnowsBestMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	2797	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	5032	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Buildings Constructed:	38
Void Gems Collected:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2