CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

Anime, dark fantasy, dark themes, Dumping Volume 15, Extras, fantasy world, Horror, intense storyline, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, princess, Psychological, psychological thriller, royal, Server, Supernatural, Tis Time for Torture, torture, volume 15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Towns Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PetPals Minecraft Server

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🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Animals Bred:	53
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Mines Excavated:	3458

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

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Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyUkraine2020

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so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loot Lottery Madness

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LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	923070	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0