CraftyCommieCritiques | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	2874
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	8117
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PetPals Minecraft Server

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🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MomKnowsBestMC

budgeting challenges, budgeting tips, communication problems, cutting expenses, family advice, family conflict, family dynamics, Financial Advice, financial disagreements, financial hardships, Financial Planning, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal living, marital disputes, marriage issues, MomKnowsBestMC, money management, relationship conflicts, saving money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

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Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7