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Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	419016

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4025	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragons Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Potions Brewed:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	2209	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ToiletTroubleMC

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Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	347083	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Star Shards Collected:	210	Players Killed by Monsters:	8288
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Star Shards Collected:	140