Are you tired of lazy daughters who can’t even bring down their own plates or clean the toilets in a timely manner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing lazier than our players is the AI villagers.

We have a special quest where you have to fetch Tim Hortons coffee for your virtual daughter every Sunday and Monday – just like real life! And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you forget to bring down your virtual plate after eating. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual laziness like never before. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where being lazy is not only accepted, but encouraged? Join now and let the laziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Players Killed by Monsters: 4351
Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Lokai PVP Network

    Lokai PVP Network

    A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

    Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Emeralds Found: 798
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drop Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

    Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP
    Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

    But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Alien Abductions: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCarbCrusaders

    CraftyCarbCrusaders
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

    Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

    Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP

    AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of love and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dating someone with a significant age gap in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper who’s way older or younger than you!

    But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of their Minecraft crush out of diamonds, only for it to come to life and start wreaking havoc on the server. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Love is in the air, along with a healthy dose of TNT explosions.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftLoveCo.

    MineCraftLoveCo.
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most romantic thing someone has done for you is give you a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, players have been known to build entire pixel art love letters to each other, propose marriage with diamond rings made out of actual diamonds, and even host virtual weddings complete with cake and fireworks! Join us for a truly heartwarming and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life romance when you can have pixelated love on our server?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 7710

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WarCraftMC Server: Gallant’s Next Phase

    WarCraftMC Server: Gallant’s Next Phase
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic war, well guess what, this server is like the next phase of that war, but in minecraft! join now to fight alongside the Israeli defense minister Gallant in epic battles against creepers and zombies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. plus, rumor has it that if u win a battle, u get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. how cool is that?! so come on, join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UkrainianDroneStrike

    UkrainianDroneStrike
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have drones flying around like crazy! Our drones are so advanced that even Russia’s air defenses can’t stop them! Ukraine is striking deep with their long-range drones, but don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our own fleet of unstoppable flying machines. Join now and experience the thrill of dodging drones while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s goooo!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyKidneyFun

    BlockyKidneyFun
    so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.

    also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!

    oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!

    and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharia Society Minecraft Server

    Sharia Society Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of women causing all the problems in society? Do you want a place where men can be productive without distractions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! In our world, women are isolated from men, ensuring maximum productivity and harmony.

    Join us and experience the joys of trading women like commodities, fulfilling all your needs without the hassle of modern society. Say goodbye to porn and OnlyFans, and hello to a world where women only have one husband and give birth to obedient children.

    Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a society where men reign supreme. Join our server now and start living the dream!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP

    The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got a world so seamless, you’ll think you’re actually living in it. And get this – you can shapeshift into animals for exploration and combat! Want to be a fierce lion one minute and a graceful dolphin the next? No problem!

    But wait, there’s more! Our game features adaptive weather systems, because who doesn’t love a good thunderstorm while trying to build a house? And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics – we’ve got a free-to-play model with all the microtransactions your heart desires. Want a sparkly unicorn skin for your character? We’ve got you covered.

    Join us on the Lottie server (NA East) and prepare for the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll accidentally turn into a chicken during a boss fight. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Runes Activated: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mom’s Cash Showdown

    Mom’s Cash Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family loan disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

    We promise that no one will complain about you getting virtual money for ice cream, and you won’t have to deal with any siblings giving away diamonds to their exes. Our server is drama-free, unlike the real world where parents threaten legal action over loans.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where the only tension is from creeper explosions and not family disputes. Who needs real-life problems when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Don’t let your siblings waste your virtual money on substances, come play with us instead!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2547 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of melons? On our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a group of llamas that have formed their own political party. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just remember, the only rule on our server is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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