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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2736	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SibSavageCraft

authority dynamics, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, confrontations, conservative upbringing, Cultural differences, derogatory comments, family dynamics, family functions, family loyalty, hurt feelings, immigrant experience, insults, material life needs, right and wrong, sibling relationships, SibSavageCraft, standing up for loved ones, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful world! No more arguments over who’s right or wrong, just pure fun and creativity.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about insulting comments from family members. No more excuses for bad behavior, just a supportive community of fellow players who want to have a good time.

Say goodbye to family functions filled with tension and hello to a virtual world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join now and leave the drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FromRags2Diamonds Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch as you go from rags to riches in the blink of an eye! One player started out with just a dirt hut and a wooden sword, but after joining our server, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear! They now rule over their own kingdom, complete with a diamond throne and a pet dragon. Who knows what treasures await you on our server? Join now and start your journey from poor to rich in record time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	280
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CreeperHouseParty

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Have you ever had a guest come over and start building a giant statue of themselves in your living room? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of crazy antics and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community of players. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just try not to build any giant statues in real life, okay?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TarmacTakeover Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the chaos of real life and join a wild and wacky Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, this dude named Steve was just minding his own business, building a sick castle on the server, when all of a sudden, a herd of angry llamas stampeded through his village. But get this, instead of causing chaos, they started dancing and singing the Macarena! It was like a llama flash mob, man.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have llamas and disco parties in Minecraft, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KremlinCraft: NoNKSoldiersDeny

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So, like, u know how u always wanted to battle against North Korean soldiers in Ukraine but like, u can’t cuz u know, it’s kinda illegal and stuff? Well, guess what, on our server, u can totally do that! We got like, a whole army of North Korean soldiers just waiting for u to take ’em down in epic battles! Plus, u can like, build ur own base and stuff and show those soldiers who’s boss! Join now for the most insane and illegal Minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Emeralds Found:	1362	Magic Items Found:	8712
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Line Forgetters R Us

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join dis wild minecraft server where u can be an actor playing a bad actor!! u might forget ur lines and be like “oopsies i forgot” but who cares cuz we keep rollin like a potato down a hill!!! come join da fun and see if u can remember ur lines or just make up new ones on da spot like a boss!!! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me, u don’t wanna miss dis crazy ride!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Brain Cell Busters: Anxiety Edition

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Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!

Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4069	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	852740	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6770	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Europa Mediocre: Where the nations are lamer than the earth map and the magic is faker than the economy!

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Europa Minecraft Server Overview

Server Description
🏰 Modded Medieval Earth Server set in 1444 with Earth Map and pre-claimed Nations. Includes historical and fantasy elements.
⚔️ Server Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, PVP.
🐲 Ice and Fire, ⛏️ Tinker’s Construct, ✨ Apotheosis, 📚 Ars Nouveau, 🧙‍♂️ Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks, ⛵ Valkyien Skies, 🌤️ Aether, 🌾 Many Food/Agriculture Mods, 🏗️ Many Building Mods.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the theme of Europa Minecraft Server?	The server is based on a Modded Medieval Earth setting in the year 1444 with a mix of historical and fantasy elements.
What are some of the server features?	Features include Knights, Vikings, Mongols, Crusaders, Pirates, Wars of Religion, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Can I view the modlist for the server?	Yes, you can view the modlist here.
Where can I find the Dynmap with claims?	You can check out the map with claims on the Dynmap here.
What is the Minecraft Server IP Address?	The IP address for the server is europa.minecraft.bz.
Where can I get more information about the server and modpack?	For server and modpack information, you can visit our Discord Server here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	1195
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7191	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Winner Winner Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question, “uhh does this mean i won?”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Deep Thinker Vtuber Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging gossip and betrayal from your fellow players.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be warned, they have a strict “no llama drama” policy.

But that’s not all! We also have a group of mischievous pandas who roam the server causing chaos and pranking unsuspecting players. One time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CousinConfrontationCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with pick-me cousins, cold responses, and overprotective aunts.

Experience the thrill of confronting relatives in the virtual world, where legal issues and no contact orders are just a click away. Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love a good dose of drama.

So, are you ready to dive into a world where family feuds reign supreme? Join us now and show off your adulting skills while navigating through the craziness of family dynamics. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the games begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LieCraft SMP: BiggestLieEver

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Have you ever told someone you were a Minecraft pro when in reality you can’t even craft a wooden pickaxe without looking it up on Google? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, lying about your Minecraft skills is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the biggest lie you’ve ever told will seem like child’s play compared to the shenanigans we get up to. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of talking pigs who have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lies and laughter begin! Just remember, if anyone asks if you’re a Minecraft pro, the correct answer is always “yes, absolutely, 100% pro.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Villages Defended:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PixelRabbitHole

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where the rabbits are the rulers and the players are their loyal subjects? Well, get ready to fall down the craziest rabbit hole of them all on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can embark on quests to find the elusive rabbit king, challenge other players to epic carrot duels, and even attend a fancy tea party with the Queen Bunny herself. But beware, for the rabbit mafia lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and hop away into the night.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where bunnies reign supreme and chaos reigns supreme, then hop on over to our server and join the madness! Who knows what kind of rabbit hole you’ll fall into next?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	160
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BeirutBlastMC Server – Digging Through the Fun!

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Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like Israel’s deadliest strike in central Beirut level of epicness! People be diggin’ through the rubble tryna find all the hidden treasures and secret loot. Join this server if you wanna be shooketh and stunned by the craziness that goes down. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, you might even find some diamonds in the rubble, who knows? Just don’t forget your pickaxe and armor, cuz things can get wild up in here!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Spears Created:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2