CraftyClean Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	72
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Farms Harvested:	301	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	193

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

Anime, anime adaptation, card game, Character development, Defeat, Duel, Epic, friendship, jobbing, Jonouchi, Jonouchis, last duel, Manga, manga ending, manga finale, manga series, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, Protagonist, shonen jump, strategy, trading card, two turns, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	90	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

2024.., 27th May, 8th June, Dangerous, death toll, extreme sport, Fatalities, Isle, Isle of Man, Isle of Man TT, Isle of Man TT 2024, lolz, man, Motorcycle racing, motorcycles, Racing event, Road Racing, Safety concerns, Spectator sport, SPEED, Thrills, Tourist Trophy, tradition, TT races

Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Buildings Constructed:	28	Emeralds Found:	4089
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae’s Twitter, Baelz, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, MineBaelz, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, rule, rules, zodiac

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crab Rave Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

#Readme, BEWARE, CraftyVillagers, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Noobs, novel recommendations, Players, plot spoilers, PRO, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	273	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Towns Built:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3663	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5